Person 1: Do you belive in fairytales?
Person 2: Why would I?
Person 1: I do. There's a fairy princess right behind you.
Person 2: REALLY!?
Person 1: Gotcha! You DO belive in fairy tales.
Person 2: I think you might be a phsyco. I'm gonna leave now.....
Phsyco: Wait! dont leave!!!!
Person 2:(runs like a maniac) IM NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN YOU STUPID COUNSELEEER!!!
Stupid phsyco counseler: There goes MY job. I'm gonna complain to his boss.
(SCENE 1 END)
Patienet 1: When is it MY turn?!
Administrator: soon enough.
Patient 2: I think i'm going crazy.
Patient 3: I'm not your stupid counseler.
Patient 2: He's smart, Not stupid
Patient 3: He's stupid, Not smart.
Patient 1: Stop fighting, you Two.
Patients 2&3: WHEN DID YOU BECOME OUR MOM?!
Next time in this random, stupid play, THE COUNSELER COMMITS SUICIDE!!!